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Late-Nite TV Marijuana Humor: Colbert, Kimmel, South Park And Daily Show Have Cannabis Quips

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Since Canada became the largest country in the world to legalize marijuana this week, naturally it’d be on the late-night television radar. Unfortunately, as we see global cannabis policy progressing, comedy largely doesn’t seem to be catching up.

Late Show host Stephen Colbert, for example, suggested during an opening monologue this week that Canada’s national anthem would turn into “Oh, Cannabis, I’m staring at my hand.”

A mock Canadian tourism ad followed, but the piece fell into many of the already played out stoner stereotypes. A voice with a Canadian accent starts talking about the reasons to visit our neighbors to the north, including legal marijuana, then gets distracted.

“Visit today,” the voice says, “because you’ll never know if we’ll be here tomorrow.” Then the faux philosophical pondering begins. The most confusing part of the ad is a Barenaked Ladies song popping up. Is the 90s one hit wonder an artist marijuana consumers really relate to? Maybe they’re big in Canada and Americans have no idea, like all-dressed chips. Either way, we should expect more sophisticated humor from the current king of late night TV.

And then Trevor Noah brought up Canadian cannabis legalization on The Daily Show.

He referred to the home of hockey and maple syrup as America’s so-called “Plan B,”, a nod to the idea that many Americans might move north due to the current leadership or, you know, so many other reasons. Noah went on to say the country has lots of elements that we south of the border envy. Silly things to some U.S. citizens like universal health care and a “handsome, not-crazy leader.” And, of course, now legal weed, too.

Most of his jokes landed and stayed away from the traditional heavy peaches of marijuana humor.

“I assumed that they were all already high up there. I mean have you seen their horses?” he said as a picture of a moose appeared next to him, a joke that got some laughs—certainly not a cannabis quip I’ve heard before. He then expressed his frustration with the relative progress in Canada compared to the U.S., because New Yorkers and their well-known high tempers could really use marijuana, he said. Mr. Noah could be closer to getting what he wants after the elections this November.

South Park got in on the marijuana fun, too.

And turning the focus back to the States, South Park’s recent episode featured Stan’s dad Randy moving the family out of town and onto a cannabis farm. The Marshes get uprooted because Stan’s sister is bribing the recess monitor to look the other way when they vape nicotine, and Randy just can’t handle it anymore.

The cannabis farm on which the Marshes take up residence, also known as a “Colorado farm,” is nestled in with a handful of other marijuana cultivation facilities. Shortly after the Marsh’s Tegridy Farms is up and running, Randy gets approached by an executive from a vaping company. Offended at his offer and defending his “tegridy,” Randy turns him down. The exec walks away and yells back “You can be a part of progress, or you can be run over by it!”

The irony here shouldn’t be lost on any marijuana reform advocate. Eventually one of Randy’s neighbors sells out to the vape company. Then the episode comes to a neat and satisfying conclusion. Life goes on in South Park. The episode does seem to toss around hemp and marijuana almost interchangeably. Other than that, the whole story is as poignant a commentary on the green rush as South Park could do it. A well-done country music parody accompanies the family’s move:

And even Jimmy Kimmel gave pot some screen time.

The normally LA-based host debuted a California Guide to Getting a Medicinal Marijuana Card as part of an away show from Brooklyn. It was a gift to New Yorkers, he said, in light of Brooklyn getting their first dispensary.

Kimmel explained that since California has had medical marijuana for so long he thought they could help their friends in the Empire State.

The list of “reasons we used in LA” to get a medical marijuana prescription were hilarious and timely. “I’m depressed that my avocado turned brown” and “I’m worried that Donald Trump might be president one day” were some of the best.

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Chris Wallis is a filmmaker and content creator based in Oakland, California. Over the last six years, along with extensive work with the cannabis industry, he's helped international nonprofits, national advocacy groups and political campaigns tell their stories to hundreds of thousands of eyeballs across media. He watches a lot of TV and movies, often while consuming cannabis.

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SXSW Wants You To Submit Marijuana Panel Ideas For 2020 Event

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South by Southwest (SXSW) is soliciting ideas for marijuana-related panels to be featured at next year’s festival.

The Austin-based conference—which celebrates music, film, art and innovation at annual events—promoted its “Cannabusiness Track” in a tweet on Friday.

The 2020 marijuana track will involve panels that explore the “technological, cultural, financial, legal and political ecosystems that are defining the cannabis-focused enterprises of both today and tomorrow,” according to a description.

It “presents insights for professionals experienced in this rapidly-evolving industry, as well as introductions for newcomers who are just starting to enter this space.”

Have a concept for a panel that’d be a good fit for the program? There are only a few days left before Friday’s deadline to submit ideas through SXSW’s online tool. The festival will take place March 16-22, 2020.

Marijuana has become a mainstay at the Texas conference, with this year’s SXSW showcasing more than 20 cannabis events—with panels covering everything from female entrepreneurship in the marijuana industry to the state of cannabis politics in the Lone Star state.

Social justice advocates protested a SXSW keynote speech delivered by former Republican House Speaker John Boehner, who declined to act on reform while serving as a congressional leader but has since joined the board of one of the world’s largest cannabis companies.

The activists argued that legalization and restorative justice must go hand-in-hand, and Boehner represented a profit-driven “Big Marijuana” industry that’s antithetical to that goal.

SXSW included an advisory on its new Cannabusiness Track submission page, noting that “cannabis and related laws vary.”

“Programming in this track is designed to inform attendees about this fast-changing industry, and does not promote the use or sale of illegal drugs,” SXSW wrote.

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Tom Hanks Denies Fake Quote Promoting CBD Company

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Actor Tom Hanks wants you to know that he is not, in fact, feeling like a new person after using a CBD product from a California-based cannabis company.

In a tweet posted on Wednesday morning, Hanks denied a quote attributed to him that described advances in the CBD industry as “remarkable” and stating that he was “feeling like a new me” after using a cannabidiol product from a company called Cali Naturals.

“FRAUD! INTERNET FAKE! Just so you know,” the star of films such as Forrest Gump and Cast Away wrote, sharing a photo of the false quote.

For reasons that aren’t entirely clear, Hanks has been featured in several dubious articles in recent years casting him as a champion of the non-intoxicating cannabis compound.

In another quote with questionable sourcing, Hanks reportedly said in 2017 that he was “fed up of taking various pills” and first tried using CBD to “soothe my anxiety.”

While it’s not clear if the Cali Naturals cited in the new misattributed quote is the similarly named California Naturals CBD, a representative of that company told Marijuana Moment in an email that the development is part of a pattern they’ve experienced and that they did not know the origins of the Hanks hoax.

Someone “has been using our company name to falsely gain customers, maybe to scam them,” Erin Janson said. “We have received many emails from unsuspecting people saying that they purchased CBD from us and were charged for orders they did not want, or signed up for a monthly CBD club after they got a free trial.”

“We are just a small family business trying to make it in the CBD world,” Janson said. “We hope this does not tarnish our name or products.”

In any case, Hanks cleared the air with his all-caps Twitter statement. He might have been flying high as an astronaut in the 1995 film Apollo 13, but he’s certainly not the spokesperson for cannabis that some would have you believe.

Several Grateful Dead Members Call On Fans To Support Marijuana Reform

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Several Grateful Dead Members Call On Fans To Support Marijuana Reform

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Three founding members of The Grateful Dead and a member of the spinoff group Dead & Company used part of their Independence Day to promote marijuana reform.

Songwriter and guitarist Bob Weir and drummers Mickey Hart and Bill Kreutzmann, who are now part of Dead & Company, each called on their social media followers to get involved with the Cannabis Voter Project, which “aims to educate Americans about about how voting can impact cannabis policy.” Dead & Company bassist Oteik Burbridge also used his platform to promote the organization.

Fans were encouraged to text “CANNA VOTER” to 40649, which prompts them with questions about federal cannabis reform and automatically generates messages to their congressional representatives. The musicians are also inviting supporters to visit a Cannabis Voter Project booth at one of Dead & Company’s shows in Colorado.

HeadCount, a non-profit organization that partners with musicians to register voters and operates Cannabis Voter Project, has been working with Dead & Company—and the band’s upcoming Colorado shows will put the focus on marijuana reform.

“No better way to celebrate #IndependenceDay than telling elected leaders what you believe in,” Weir wrote. “If you happen to consider yourself a ‘Cannabis Voter,’ text CANNA VOTER to 40649 or visit [Cannabis Voter Project] on #ParticipationRow at our Colorado shows.”

“I’ve smoked a lot of weed. And I vote,” Kreutzmann said. “If you‘re like me you should visit @HeadCountOrg’s @Cannabis_Voter Project booth on Participation Row in Boulder this weekend!”

The partnership makes sense given The Grateful Dead’s close association to the counterculture scene and cannabis across the span of several decades. Hart also owns a marijuana company that sells small joints in shops throughout Northern California.

Musicians are increasingly speaking out about cannabis politics. Last month, for example, Killer Mike discussed why rap artists deserve more credit for advancing marijuana legalization. And Rolling Stones’s Mick Jagger gave the governor of Illinois a shoutout at a Chicago concert on the day he signed a cannabis legalization bill.

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This piece was updated to note that additional The Grateful Dead and Dead & Company members posted on social media about Cannabis Voter Project.

Photo courtesy of Wikimedia.

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