The DEA’s annual list of drug slang terms is officially out.
If you’re a marijuana connoisseur—or even remotely aware of how normal people talk about pot—then this should be fun, because the Drug Enforcement Administration added over 50 new terms since last year. And some of them are just plain weird.
“My Brother,” “Pink Panther” and “Plant” made the list for the first time this year. (Have you heard of those?)
That said, it seems that the federal agency is beginning to understand the concept of strains, as several common strain names are included in the updated list, released this month: blue dream, green crack and train wreck, for example.
But then there are a few that might throw you for a loop. “Terpenes”—oils secreted by plants like cannabis that give them their distinct smell and taste—is apparently a slang word for weed itself now. So is “MMJ” (typically short for “medical marijuana”) as well as the old school term “devil’s lettuce,” according to the DEA.
“Prop 215,” the California ballot measure that first made medical cannabis legal in 1996, is new to the list as well.
Also new: “a-bomb,” marijuana laced with heroin, and “bazooka,” marijuana “mixed with cocaine paste.” The DEA also lists three terms for cannabis laced with PCP (“bionic,” “wet” and “zoom”).
And then there’s…”shoes.” Oh, OK…
Here’s a full list of the DEA’s new cannabis slang terms.
- Blue Dream
- Diosa Verde
- Elefante Pata
- Green Crack
- Mexicali Haze
- My Brother
- Pink Panther
- Prop 215
- Purple OG
- Red Hair
- Sour OG
- Tangy OG
- Top Shelf
- Train Wreck
- Trinity OG
For the record, the DEA itself doesn’t come up with these terms off the top of its head. It compiles updated terms on all drugs based on “a variety of law enforcement and open sources,” according to the new report.
“It is designed as a ready reference for law enforcement personnel who are confronted with hundreds of slang terms and code words used to identify a wide variety of controlled substances, designer drugs, synthetic compounds, measurements, locations, weapons, and other miscellaneous terms relevant to the drug trade.”
The DEA acknowledges that, “due to the dynamics of the ever-changing drug scene, subsequent additions, deletions, and corrections are inevitable.”
Another new thing this year is the report’s length: It’s 125 pages, compared to 2017’s seven pages. The added length is due to a robust new “slang-to-drug” lookup feature in addition to the old list of alphabetized drugs followed by paragraphs worth of slang terms.
The new document also has slang terms for LSD, cocaine, heroin, MDMA and many other drugs.
What are your favorites?
Photo courtesy of Chris Wallis // Side Pocket Images.
Willie Nelson Wants To Smoke Marijuana With Trump And Putin
Everyone’s favorite country singer and legendary stoner Willie Nelson says he’d be glad to smoke weed with Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama.
The Red Headed Stranger made the revelations in an appearance on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert this week. The host showed Nelson celebrity photos in a rapid-fire fashion and the singer had to say if he’d toke up with them or not.
Nelson doesn’t say no to consuming cannabis with a single person, including the former and current presidents. When shown a picture of Putin, Colbert asks if it would help international relations if Nelson shared a joint with him, to which he replies, “There’s several people I’d like to see take a hit, so to speak.”
When a picture of Donald Trump immediately follows, Nelson says, “Oh yeah. He needs one bad. That could be good for him.”
And capping off the round is a photo of former president Barack Obama. Nelson laughs and says, “Yeah, I think he may have already been there a time or two.” Now that he’s out of office, wouldn’t we all love to see the former Choom Gang leader go for a session in Willie’s bus?
Absent from the lineup of celebrities was Colbert himself. Is the beard the real clue we need to know The Late Show host is jumping on the pot bandwagon?
Colbert left his desk and studio audience to speak to the singer from the inside of Nelson’s famous bus, which wasn’t (at the time) full of marijuana smoke. After asking about the bus’s name and joking about other people with named vehicles, like Batman or The Pope, Colbert complimented the smell of the “air freshener” inside the bus, saying it was “relaxing.”
“Is that lavender? Is that one of the flavors?” he joked, to which Nelson laughed and replied, “If it’s not, it will be. The Colbert Lavender. We’ll have it,” most likely referring to his marijuana company Willie’s Reserve.
Colbert asks about the history of Nelson’s iconic braids, and then the conversation moves to his support for Beto O’Rourke, the Democratic U.S. Senate candidate from Texas. O’Rourke, as Marijuana Moment has previously reported, wants to end the federal prohibition of marijuana and create a legal, regulated system. Colbert brings up the recently viral photo of Nelson wearing a “Beto For Texas” shirt while giving the camera his upright middle finger, a la Johnny Cash.
The pair go on to cover Nelson’s latest album, My Way, which is all Frank Sinatra covers. Colbert plays an old ad for the Space Foundation featuring Ol’ Blue Eyes himself and Nelson joking around.
Nelson relays a story about an astronaut recently visiting the bus and telling the country legend, “You’re the only I know that’s been higher than me.” Maybe Nelson is working his way to a smoke session with Elon Musk.
It’s not Colbert’s funniest segment, but not without some laughs—and certainly respecting, and playing to, Nelson’s famous relationship with the plant.
Watch the full interview below:
Photo courtesy of CBS.
Marijuana Looks Like An Alien World Under An Electron Microscope
Have you ever seen marijuana?
No, have you ever seen it up close? Like, really up close?
Ted Kinsman has, and you won’t believe his photos.
When viewed under an electron microscope, cannabis looks like an alien world.
“I like to think it’s what a person would see if they were just a few microns tall, walking through these forests,” Kinsman told Tech Insider in an interview published on Friday.
He included many of his pictures, which are artificially colorized, in his book, “Cannabis: Marijuana Under The Microscope,” which was published in May.
Kinsman, who is a professor at the Rochester Institute of Technology, has also photographed psilocybin mushroom spores, bedbugs, spiders and even human brain cells.
Take a look at more photos and learn about Kinsman’s techniques in the Tech Insider video below:
Photo courtesy of Ted Kinsman // Tech Insider.
Amsterdam’s Marijuana Strategy Means Cops Don’t Have Much To Do, Comedy Central Finds
There aren’t very many cities in the world where the police will politely wait for you to smoke a joint and then rejoin them while walking the streets, but Amsterdam isn’t like many other cities.
Comedy Central’s Jim Jeffries took his show to the Netherlands this week for an installment of “Jim’s A Cop.” In the hilarious segment, he rides and walks with two members of the city’s police force while cracking jokes and poorly singing the COPS theme song for hours—all while getting exactly zero calls about active crimes.
Jeffries and the cops discuss the absurdly low crime rate in the city as well as one officer’s love for the TV show Dexter. They pass through the famous Red Light District where Jeffries asks, “Why is everyone waving at us?” The cop replies, “They like us.”
Jeffries asks if marijuana is legal to which both officers reply, “No.” They go on to explain that the coffeeshops operate under what the Dutch call gedoogbeleid, which translates to a “policy of tolerance.” It’s this tolerance of drug use that contributes to Amsterdam’s low crime rate—as well as Holland’s moves to close prisons “because the country is so safe,” Jeffries says.
The Comedy Central host mentions that, in contrast, the War on Drugs here in the U.S. has contributed to violence and a mass incarceration rate that’s the highest in the world.
As Marijuana Moment previously reported, studies have shown legalizing marijuana can free up police time to solve other crimes. It’s becoming more obvious that acceptance and legalization of cannabis use makes cities safer.
Watch the clip below: